Brits Get Break On Buying Blades

Prices on Fusion and other multiple-blade Gillette ripoffs cartridges are being slashed at British retailer Asada. Monster UK retailer Tesco is expected to follow.

“The store’s toiletries buyer, Graham Speak, said: ‘Instead of lining the pockets of Federer, Henry and Woods, we think companies like Gillette should ditch their razorsharp pricing and put customers first…”

The revolution will be televised. It will feature Messrs. Woods, Jeter, and Federer.