…Even the Taliban Use It

When shaving your sacred beard to save your cowardly ass from the Pakistani Army, what product do you use?

News reports out of the Swat Valley in Pakistan have Taliban members shaving their trademark beards in an attempt to get the hell out of Dodge before the Pakistani military moves in.

Possibly they don’t expect nice treatment if captured. You think?

So, if you’re going to shave your beard and incur the wrath of Allah anyway, you might as well do it right.

You’re probably going to need a straight (or cutthroat) razor to get that bushy thing off.

I recommend the SIMCO brand. They’re made in Pakistan so you should be able to find one laying around someplace.

Lather up with an Arko shave stick from Turkey. Or, better yet, since the Swat Valley used to be a tourist paradise, see if there are any Valobra or Tabac sticks around in stashes your pals put together while ransacking hotels and tourist cottages.

Don’t forget a thorough hot-towel prep first!

You’re going to Hell for shaving that beard. Might as well treat yourself right while you do it.