No bull, Gillette is giving away 500 Fusions a day until May 16, 2009. Get in there and get you one.

Ah, desperation. Having a little trouble selling these things, are we, boys?

DE wetshaving costs me less than a dime per shave in blade use, plus some soap cost that’s maybe a penny, plus fixed cost of razor and brush over a lifetime.

Anyway, Here’s the link. There’s a video worth a look, a Tony Manero/Saturday Night Fever send up with Derek, Tiger, Roger and stuff.

The demographic the Fusion is aimed at for the most part wasn’t even born when Saturday Night Fever came out. Buy hey, Proctor and Gamble are the marketing wizards, not me.

Can’t say I never threw you any love, Gillette.