Well, actually, it is. The first blade pulls the whisker, so the second blade can give you an ingrown bump. The third, fourth, and fifth blades are there to, I dunno, dry-shave your skin into submission.

However, until Merkur starts sending hot promo chicks to car races, we’ll give Fusion a thumbs-up in this department. Enjoy.

Gillette Fusion does have one edge on wetshaving. Hot promo chicks.