Maybe Fusion Ain’t All Bad

Well, actually, it is. The first blade pulls the whisker, so the second blade can give you an ingrown bump. The third, fourth, and fifth blades are there to, I dunno, dry-shave your skin into submission.

However, until Merkur starts sending hot promo chicks to car races, we’ll give Fusion a thumbs-up in this department. Enjoy.

Gillette Fusion does have one edge on wetshaving. Hot promo chicks.